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Goodtello - Hazelnut Spread

Goodtello - Hazelnut Spread

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Nostalgic Hazelnut Spread. Redeemed.

Goodtello™ is the holy grail of hazelnut spreads. Sweet, chocolatey and made from godly ingredients only: real hazelnuts, cacao, MCT oil, and not a single sin in sight.

Sugar? We’re having nun of it.

No sugar. No dairy. No seed oils. No fillers. No numbers. Just nostalgic taste, made healthy.

While the others have more than 50% sugar, we kept it holy — no sinful ingredients, nothing artificial, no forgiveness required. This jar has a halo for a reason.

Why You'll Love It 

Because most hazelnut spreads are sweet talkers. Ours is saintly.

  • Made with 25% real hazelnuts
  • Sweetened with allulose – a gut-friendly natural sweetener with no sugar crash
  • Only 2.7g sugar per 100g – the other guys? Try 56%
  • No dairy – just coconut milk powder for creamy texture without compromise
  • No seed oils – we use MCT oil to fuel your body, not inflame it
  • No emulsifiers, gums or numbers – just whole food ingredients that do the job

Confession: one spoon and you’ll be converted.

Ingredients

Hazelnuts (25%), Allulose (prebiotic), MCT Oil (Medium-Chain Triglycerides), Cassava Flour, Cacao Butter, Cacao Powder, Resistant Corn Fibre, Blanched Almond Meal (lectin-free), Coconut Milk Powder, Vanilla Powder, Sunflower Lecithin

Contains: Tree nuts

Free from: Sugar, dairy, seed oils, emulsifiers, gums, artificial flavours or colours

How To Use

Goodtello™ isn’t just a saintly spread.
Spoon it. Blend it. Stuff it. Drizzle it. Hide it.

> Spoon it straight from the jar — no judgement
> Swirl it into yoghurt or smoothie bowls
> Blend it into smoothies
> Stuff it into dates, crêpes or baked treats
> Drizzle it over pancakes, waffles or coconut yoghurt
> Bake with it for brownies, bars and holy-level cookies.

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